February 27, 2009

As I predicted, Keith wearing his suit jacket. See previous pictures to imagine what it must be like today.

Remember: send Keith a kind email today to let someone (it doesn't have to be me) take his picture so that we can all know what he's wearing each day. If there's little response to this email call, Keith's heart will harden that much more.

Next week: fan art.

February 26, 2009

Keith is wearing a blue collared shirt today with gray, pleated pants.

Prediction: he will wear his suit jacket tomorrow.

He is unimpressed with our response so far. But, tomorrow is the day we speak up. Prepare a kind email this evening that asks him politely to reconsider his decision. Then send it tomorrow afternoon.

February 25, 2009

Keith is clothed today. He is wearing brown boat shoes with dark socks. His pants are a black denim, and his collared shirt is a light red. (I want to say a dark salmon or fuchsia, but others tell me it is more red than that.)

If only you could see it for yourself in a photograph.

Idea: on Friday we send Keith kind emails explaining what this blog has already meant to us all for these few short weeks. Perhaps he will reconsider over the weekend.

February 24, 2009

I assert that Keith is wearing nothing today. He is teaching all of his classes today naked. He will attend a department meeting this afternoon nude. He rode his bike in the buff.

I can assert all of this because he will not let me take his picture today, and until you have photographic proof, how will you know the truth of my assertions?

Adding to our tragedy, Keith has forbidden me from taking a picture on any day in the future unless there is an outcry from the Keith-wearing community which sufficiently moves him. Rudeness will only strengthen his resolve. Snide comments will be met with equally snide rejoinders. Even complements and well intentioned pleas will only raise his expectations of outcry.

When the goalposts can be moved by an opponent, who can expect to win? Answer: those who play a different game.

February 23, 2009

Resistance has greatly increased. Difficult to find this afternoon. Settling for picture of jacket.

February 23, 2009